Snoozing?

Have I been snoozing, asks the Cardinal elsewhere.

Yes, indeed I have. It take so much energy to be an interfering busy body around the parish that occasionally one needs to grab a few zeds.

But it's time to wake up and carry on in our mission to – as Damian Thompson believes – destroy the Church.

So come on. Sandalistas of the world unite. Put your best-sandalled foot forward. On with the fray.